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Showing posts with label Fix It. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fix It. Show all posts

Saturday, September 18, 2010

A whole new world... in your bathroom

Like a Black & Decker power drill, I've been screwing around for the past week and haven't blogged. Well I'm back-for the day at least-for a quick update.
This week is all about bathroom remodeling. I don't mean replacing a toilet, or painting the walls or changing the toilet paper. I'm talking all of the above. New vanity, faucet, toilet, cabinet, floor tiles, walls, trim...the works.

The colors we were working with are a tan/brown and a black. I was skeptical about using them in a bathroom but it turned out to look very modern/chic. Since sometimes I love to sleep more than I love to make money I slept in Monday morning and missed installing the tile floor and the sink. But just know it looks fabulous even without  my help
When I finally got my lazy act together-Tuesday-I got to work:
Painting and repainting--I really like painting. Stick me alone in a room, throw some headphones in my ears, jamming to some P!nk, paint brush and roller in my hand and I'm golden. An important thing to remember in painting is you first must "cut" the corners and trim with a paintbrush. Ideally, you want to avoid getting any paint on the ceiling, vanity, cabinets, etc. so putting down that magic blue or green painter's tape is a lifesaver. Now, "cutting" the corners DOES NOT involve scissors of any sort. It's kind of like outlining in a coloring book before you begin to color. It just makes life more easier. Then come along with your roller and fill in.
We also put trim around the base of the walls where they meet the tile floor. Using ceramic tiles and a tile cutter we fit them accordingly. Fun fact for the day: The tile cutter (which looks like a circular table saw) has a tray underneath which needs to be filled with water. Why, you may ask?  Great question, kids. It's so the tile doesn't crack when you're trying to cut it. Beware users: water from the moving saw sprays in the air like a leaky hose so watch your face.
The cabinet went up with ease and it was on to the mirror. Now, I wish I could say that this was a piece of cake but like all humans mistakes were made and the measurements for the mirror and the opening in the drywall were off by half an inch. It was like trying to fit a square in a circle--wasn't going to work. After some colorful language by the bossman and some useless suggestions from the peanut gallery (me), it was decided we would simply have to make the opening larger. Out comes the circular saw in goes the mirror. It sounds much easier said than done, trust me when I tell you this. The smoke from the saw set off the fire alarm, which alerted the security system and police and fire department-because we were at a house where no one was home. All in all, the mirror went in. And that, folks, is the most important thing you need to know.
Job finished. Money made. Fire department alerted. Just another day in the life of one HanDeeChic

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Step on a Crack...Break Your Mother's Back

Park your mother's car on crack in a garage and make an even bigger crack that needs to be fixed...? Okay, I know this is not part of the childhood rhyme-it doesn't even sound pretty-but that's the case today. Deal with it.
It seems, after over 23 years of parking my mom's car in the garage, the concrete floor finally started to shift and crack. While that doesn't sound so great for the garage it does give me something to do today!
Tools used: Bosehammer?, which works like a jackhammer to break up the concrete that needs to be fixed. Stone chisel and mallet-doesn't work as well as the power hammer but it does work. Concrete and trowel, old school tools.

So I approach this crack, which resembles the San Andreas fault line, with my baby jackhammer and go to work. Although it probably shook 40 percent of my brain cells out of my head, the power chisel did the job. Psh, That crack didn't stand a chance. Boss told me to knock on the floor in order to check which part of the concrete needed to be broken up. The sound's were either hollow-like (if broken) or solid (if-well, solid). After this interesting tidbit of advice Bossman left me to knock on the garage floor alone. Now I can't know for sure, but I bet I looked like the sharpest nail in the toolbox to people who were passing by.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
No one. You're knocking on a concrete floor, idiot.


After using the chisel and mallet to hammer out the small stuff that was left behind, I swept the debris away and was ready to fill in the huge rift I now created in the garage. It made me think of that saying: "Sometimes things get worse before they get better" (or something like that). Well, in this case the big crevasse now ahead of me, looked much worse than the crack. So, it was time to make it better.
Water, concrete, mix, fill, repeat. After this concrete mix dries, a vinyl concrete will be spread over it for a stronger hold. Viola! Crack is filled. 


In conclusion, children, Step on a crack and break your mother's back. Fix the crack using a chisel, mallet, concrete and trowel...Don't forget to knock. Got it?
Good.